Monday, November 15, 2010

Dinosaurs


I want to talk about dinosaurs for a bit today.


No, not them.

More specifically, I want to talk about how paleontologists' have been busy crapping on everything we've ever known about our lizard friends.


Could he be any less of a doctor?

First they tell us the Brontosaurus never existed.

http://www.unmuseum.org/dinobront.htm


A figment of your imagination.



Fred was devastated when told.


Then they told us the Velociraptor had feathers.

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/09/evidence_that_velociraptor_had_feathers.php


Bad-ass.


Pimp in a fur coat?


Now they're saying the Tyrannosaurus Rex, or as I like to call it, the T-Rex, may also have been a feathered beast.

http://whyihatetheropods.blogspot.com/2008/09/did-tyrannosaurus-rex-have-feathers.html


This guy.


This freakin' guy!


Seriously? Feathers?! Good grief.


But I'll be okay just as long as no one messes with the Dinobots.





I'm looking at you, Michael Bay. You smug bastard.


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