Helium Baby

Cute stop-motion video. The patience to see a project through that long is especially impressive.

Damn Random Week #83

"Assumptions are the termites of relationships." - Henry Winkler.

Nerd Alert!

Video games, comic books and arcades? Pretty impressive stuff!

Shark Song

Here is Caleb Hepler's winning entry for "Camp Kuleshov", a competition where assistant editors are given a film to re-cut into a different genre altogether. All it needs now is a Michael Jackson-inspired theme song. Get to work, Disney!

God Is Watching Us

Creepy!

Damn Random Week #82

"Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others." - Anon.

Damn Random Week #81

"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool." - Joseph Roux.

History = Fun!

A brief history of the world condensed into a music video with aliens and dragons? Fuck yeah! Kallet Matson's 'Thick as Thieves' makes learning fun.

Damn Random Week #80

"Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously." - Roy M. Cohn.

Damn Random Week #79

"In evaluating people, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. If you don't have the first, the other two will kill you." - Warren Buffett.

Damn Random Week #78

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot.

A Tangled Tale

Cool music video for Dear Reader's song "Great White Bear". I'll bet that shoe salesman wishes his spidey-sense would have tingled a lot sooner.

Damn Random Week #77

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble." - Ellen DeGeneres.

Weird Al

Witness the evolution of Mr.Yankovic and his parody videos.



Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It by laface



Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (Michael Jackson by bolton



Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like nirvana by laface



Weird Al Yankovic - Gump by laface

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Official Music Video). Watch more top selected videos about: Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins (Official Music Video). Watch more top selected videos about: Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official Music Video). Watch more top selected videos about: Weird Al Yankovic

Damn Random Week #76

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you a happy ending." - Fairul Hilmi Ahmad Hawari.

Asian Parents 2

A while ago, I shared with you the madness of the High Expectations Asian Father ( http://thedamnrandompage.blogspot.com/2011/05/asian-parents.html). Here now is the flip-side to that stereotype, one that is equally, if not even more ridiculous.

Damn Random Week #75

"Serendipity: Look for something, find something else, and realize what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for." - Lawrence Brooks.

Manchester United Jerseys - Through the Years

Just a bit of a hobby of mine I thought I'd share with you people.


1) 1968 European Cup Final




2) 1972-75 Home Kit




3) 1975-76 Away Kit




4) 1976-78 Home Kit




5) 1981-82 Third Kit




6) 1982-83 Home Kit




7) 1983-84 Home Kit (T-shirt)




8) 1984-86 Home Kit




9) 1991 Cup Winners' Cup Final




10) 1992-93 Away Kit




11) 1992-94 Third Kit




12) 1993-95 Away Kit




13) 1995-96 Away Kit




14) 1995-97 Third Kit




15) 1996-97 Away Kit




16) 1997-98 Third Kit




17) 1998-2000 Third Kit




18) 1999-2000 Away Kit




19) 2000-01 Away Kit




20) 2005-06 Away Kit




21) 2007-09 Home Kit




22) 2009-10 Home Kit

Ohana

This little guy knows that no-one gets left behind or forgotten.

Lemmings, The Lot of You

Don't worship false idols, is all I'm saying.

Damn Random Week #74

"If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority." - Yugoslav proverb.

Persian Cat For Sale (6 months) - RM 800

Pure breed Persian. Very tame and friendly. Extremely playful. Recently used in a television commercial.

Name : Paris
Gender : Female
D.O.B : 21/04/2011 (6 months old today!)
Colour : White & Grey, with flecks of brown

Complete vaccination record available. Toilet trained already.

Free with purchase:

1. Scratch post
2. Spring mouse toy
3. Feather tickler toy
4. Two (2) collars with bells (1 red & 1 purple)
5. Two (2) feeding bowls
6. Three (3) balls of yarn
7. Four (4) hair brushes
8. Pet cage with litter tray underneath
9. Cushioned sleeping basket
10. Cans of cat food (wet)
11. 10kg bag of kitty litter (partially used)


Interested? Call 017-686 7912.

(Not My) Grandpa's Will

Words fail me.

Damn Random Week #73 1/2

"All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark cafe." - Joni Mitchell, Last Time I Saw Richard.

How Much Is That Doggy on the Sidewalk?

Awesome puppetry skills by a street performer in Argentina.

Damn Random Week #72

"The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." - Edward R. Murrow.

Good Old-Fashioned Rasslin'?

Insanity knows no bounds in Japan!

Damn Random Week #71

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second." - Johnny Depp.

Born to be Kings

My ignorance of the magic that is Queen is perhaps one of the most criminal things that I am only now rectifying. Listening to them now, it amazes me how I managed to spend most of my life missing out, so for the benefit of those equally as unfortunate, here's a taster.


Watchmojo.com presents The History of Queen and Freddie Mercury.




One of their best music videos, from the early days of MTV.




Wayne and friends singing Bohemian Rhapsody - from the movie Wayne's World.




The Muppets(!) do their own version as well.




At Live Aid, 1985. Queen's performance on that day has since been voted by more than 60 artists, journalists and music industry executives as the greatest live performance in the history of rock music.








Queen, Elton John and Axl Rose performing Bohemian Rhapsody at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert, 1992.




Google's Freddie Mercury 20th Anniversary tribute, 2011.




And finally, here's some random dude sounding exactly like Freddie.




Go buy their albums. Freddie commands you!

Damn Random Week #70

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible." - Unknown.

Damn Random Week #69

"The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it." - Glaser and Way.

Shanks A Lot

I think we can all relate to this one.





Here's to you, Armitage.

Damn Random Week #68

"You can choose your behaviour, the world chooses your consequences." - Pia Melody.

Bro's before Ho's

Rammstein get their priorities right.

Funny Chinamen

A series of funny skits by the Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians, from their second show "Internal Affairs: CNY Edition".











And here's the instant classic "Shanghai Tan", a parody of every Chinese drama ever made, from their third show, "Three and a Half Men".

Damn Random Week #67

"It's amazing how quickly nature consumes human places after we turn our backs on them. Life is a hungry thing." - Scott Westerfeld.

Mayor Pain

The Mayor of the city of Vilnius really doesn't like illegally parked cars!

Damn Random Week #66

"Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it." - Samuel Butler.

Can You Save Me Now?

Miles Fisher's New Romance music video shows us what happens when Saved By The Bell meets Final Destination.

Damn Random Week #65

"What ever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V?" - Full House theme song.