Damn Random Week #58

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects.

Poor Bastard

A fate worse than death.

Personality Is Over-rated

I agree, Mr.Zombie. I'm more of a T&A man too.

Damn Random Week #57

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey.

Choose Life

Take a trip down memory lane and learn some important life lessons from Renton and the boys.

Intro.



Final scene.



Here's the soundtrack that really, to me at least, made the movie.




As an added bonus, here's probably the best scene in movie history, ever!




Remember, it's not entertainment if someone isn't swimming in shit!

Too Cool For School

Robert Rodriguez's Ten Minute Film School shows us how to make a movie for under $7,000. Guess I wasted 3 years of my life in film school getting a degree and I'm potentially gonna waste another year if/when I get accepted to do my MA. Oh well, at least I got to party in college, although I'm pretty sure I spent more than $7,000 on alcohol alone.

Damn Random Week #56

"Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for use, of each and every kind, evolved from a very simple beginning." - Robert Collier.

Damn Random Week #55

"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing." - Edwin Starr.

Sponge Monkeys = Yum!

An oldie from way back when. Quiznos uses lovable rat/monkey monstrosities to sell their sandwiches. What could be more delicious?





Here they are again singing their own song. If anyone ever asks you what The Damn Random Page is all about, just show them this video. The single most random thing ever! Genius!

Play It Again Sam

An ode to Hollywood's favourite angry black man.

Make Like A Tree

Tom Wilson a.k.a Biff Tannen, sets us straight on some very important questions.