Love & Marriage - Part One

This is Part One in a never-ending series of random observations (mostly by other people) on life, love and the pursuit of happiness.

I pretty much only have one thing to say on the subject - as adults, the sooner we all agree that living in terms of pure black or white is impossible, the better off we'll all be.

Real life. Deal with it.

"Break-ups: The Series" Vimeo Submission "Best Original Series" from Ted Tremper on Vimeo.

You gotta love Paul & Cecily.


Anyway, I always like to end things with a song (seeing as in my mind I live in a musical), so here's Ol' Blue Eyes with a tune.





**NOTE - Never take advice from a guy that's been married four times.

Can You Hear Me Now?

Bizarre behind-the-scenes footage of Charlie Chaplin's The Circus circa 1928, in which a woman is seen apparently talking on a cell-phone. Theories abound as to what she is actually doing, and some are speculating that she may be a time-traveller. Which begs the question, if she is, how exactly is she getting a signal for her phone? My theory is that there are two time-travellers, and that they're communicating via walkie-talkies. Check it out.

Man's Best Friend

A gut-wrentching film about a man and his dog. Winner of the 2010 Vimeo Awards and infinitely better than the steaming pile of mango-filled dog-crap that was the movie Marley & Me.

Last Minutes with ODEN from phos pictures on Vimeo.

Damn Random Week #23

"Why not?" - Rashid Khalil Mufti.

Bad-Ass Bear

One of the funniest series of commercials I've seen recently. Proof, if ever needed, that you don't fuck with a panda.





Special props has to be given to the makers of this ad for the use of Buddy Holly's brilliant True Love Ways, which you can check out in its entirety here.

Damn Random Week #22

"How do you know the last swing weren't your last for good?" - Not Up To You, Stereophonics.

The Gong Show

Professional golfers attempt to skim a ball 200 yards across a lake and hit a floating 9-inch gong. Kudos to the one guy who misses the lake completely!

Meet Some Friends Of Mine

Some interesting facts you may, or may not know, about South Park.







Here's where it all began.

Jesus vs. Frosty

Oh My God! They killed, umm, Cartman?



Jesus vs. Santa



Just imagine, without South Park, we'd have never been treated to the following musical delights.

Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls



Jennifer Lopez - Taco Flavored Kisses



Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo



Uncle Fucker



This is one time I think it's safe to say, The Simpsons didn't do it!




**ADDED BONUS! Television's greatest ever fight scene - Cripple Fight!

Jimmy vs. Timmy

Damn Random Week #21

"It's easy not to cheat when no one wants to fuck you, you judgmental prick." - Adam Sandler, Funny People.

Xing

Was recently in Bali, and I came across a street sign that had me doing a double-take. Look at it and tell me, what exactly is crossing that street? Bigfoot?

Damn Random Week #20

"It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none." - Nate Dogg.

Just Another Manic Monkey

I know how you feel buddy, I know exactly how you feel.

Reality Bites

Sage advice from a group of filthy rich men who have it all and have probably done it all too.